Wednesday, April 22, 2009

this is the kind of pointless banter I enjoy!

Jessica Stewart: logos are stalking me in my sleep....thats right, logos.

Chloe Thornton at 10:27pm April 22
what kind of logo's are we talking Jess?

Jessica Stewart at 10:29pm April 22
hmm..logos for websites, hospitals, consulting....business logos....ive become a part time corporate whore..lol

Chloe Thornton at 10:34pm April 22
ohh noo! Are they giant logos that are following you down the street making ghastly noises? That's what I am envisioning. The only logo that came to my mind clearly was the golden arches. My mind has turned into a junk food whore.

Jessica Stewart at 10:34pm April 22
hahahahaha

Jessica Stewart at 10:35pm April 22
and no lol they dont make ghastly noises..they chase me silently..which is kinda scarier. :/

Chloe Thornton at 10:42pm April 22
that is actually I can just imagine mini Mcdonalds arches creating armies that follow you but hide behind lamp posts when you turn around and then, when you least expect it, all jump on you and shout lame slogans in your ears brain washing you until you become a walking talking billboard for the company. WOW this could be a great horror movie.

Jessica Stewart at 10:52pm April 22
and and and and they turn people into plastic cheese like they have in their burgers.....

Jessica Stewart at 10:53pm April 22
and and then the other brain washed people EAT YOU!...omg i must stop.

Chloe Thornton at 10:58pm April 22
and then the plastic cheese, who were originally the first round of brain washed people, get into the blood stream of the people who are brain washed by eating the cheese and turn them into human sized pickles who can only eat "pure" bloods, which are those not yet brain washed or infected by commercial advertising. The numbers of the "pure bloods" is diminishing and the pickles are hungry, oh dear god what next ..... bow bow bow

Jessica Stewart at 11:12pm April 22
i officially love our brains....until we get brain washed that is...if we turn into pickles at least maccas will finally be healthy food...BUT then since the few people uninfected by the invasion of commercial advertising are probably hippies we, the giant cucumbers, are most likely devoured in our hundreds and thousands by the unwashed semi human race who call themselves Rainbow, Buttercup and Moonbeam and hunger for our ultra organic flesh!...

Chloe Thornton at 11:27pm April 22
we could go to a "cucumber conversion camp" where a master trainer who is top half cucumber bottom half hippie will convert us into convincing hippies, so that we're able to co-exist with them without being eaten. At this camp we will be taught how to disguise ourselves, defend ourselves against their powers of loving charm, how to talk, smell & interact like hippies...

Jessica Stewart at 11:31pm April 22
i thinks i just ate too many of the lovely mushrooms surrounding the camp...OMG that unicorn is staring at me weirdly. *stares back*.

Chloe Thornton at 11:38pm April 22
and suddenly we are in an euphoric world where the main mode of transport is unicorns & flying fishes. if you jump inside a washing machine you're transported back in time, depending on the amount of time you set the cycle too.
I live next a field of carnivorous flowers that are painted pretty with psychedelic colours but when they sing you ... Read Morelullaby's and try to entice you in, they show their sharp fangs and try to eat your flesh. So when passing the field you have to ear massive blueberry muffin headphones as they block out the flowers singing and colour fading glasses, that made the flowers look ordinary and sepia in colour...

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